Saturday, May 01, 2004
Hot & sunny saturday evening. I took a short nap. A really short one. 15 minutes or so. Woke up & took a long nice cooling bath. Sprayed some melon dry oil mist on...now, I smell like a sweet melon! LOL! Anyway, that's not the point. I'm suppose to write about The Body Shop's warehouse sale I went yesterday. It's not as good as I expected. Lotsa stuffs were not on sale. Like my Tea-tree Oil facial wash, eyebrow pencil, essential oil etc. It's kinda pathetic actually. But still, I spent a good $65 over there. Lol~ I bought 5 bottles of brazil nut shampoo for mum. 2 bottles of passion flower perfume oil. 2 bottles of melon dry oil mist. A body scrub. A tea-tree oil powder. A lip-gloss. I was shocked when the cashier told me my purchase was $65++ Well ok, being typical women, I grabbed the stuffs without looking at the price & thinking twice. It's still a good bargain anyway. Then, I headed for Plaza Sing. I bought a pink floral skirt *flashes sweet kawaii smile* & a brown bangle watch. It's really, really, really shiok to shop when everyone else is still working. The whole place was so fucking empty! I hate crowds by the way.
All's well until today. I FELL DOWN IN THE FUCKING FOOD-COURT TODAY!!!!!!!!! *wails* So goddamn embarrassing! All the stupid aunties & uncles were like making funny sounds "awww!", "aiyoooooo!", "Aiyah!!!" BUT, no one helped me up! *wails again* Stupid food-court! Who in the right mind will wash the floor in the middle of lunch-time? Who in the right mind will make slippery marble floor tiles in a food-court? No one but THAT food-court & I had to slip & fall in THAT crowded food-court. The best part is, I spilled the whole cup of my Orange McFizz onto my shopping bags & because I wanted to drink Orange McFizz so much, I walked back to McDonalds to get another cup.
They didn't even place the plastic yellow sign that says "Caution! Wet floor!" I used to think the sign's kinda silly looking until today, I realised it's importance. So, I wrote an apology letter to the almighty plastic yellow sign.
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Dear Mr. Plastic Yellow Sign
I used to think you are a silly looking 2-face freak that does nothing but sit there & create hindrance to the walkway. I used to think you are a sick racist because you only hang out with Indians & Malays. Although sometimes I see you hanging around with Chinese, they are mostly a bunch of old people. Then I realised it's because we didn't think you are important to us until today when I see you missing in action in that food-court. I hereby apologise to you & I promise I won't think you are a silly looking freak or kick you in the face the next time I see you at work.
Yours Sincerely
The Apologetic IniQx
P/S: Would it be possible to change your corporate image to pink? Yellow don't look good on you...
// she's beautifully chaotic at 6:14 PM >> 