Friday, November 19, 2004
Conversations that make you wanna go....
a.) Commit a murder.
b.) Knock your head against the wall & just die.
c.) Commit a murder, then kill yourself.
Scene 1 - 4:30pm
Mr Basket: Did you see a fax for me?
Me: Nope! Is it attention to you?
Mr Basket: Yes.
Me: Then we'll forward it to you when it comes in *smiles*
Mr Basket: Oh ok!
Scene 2 - 4:32pm
Mr Basket: Has the fax come in?
Me: No. It's attention to you right?
Mr Basket: It's from Hill and Knowlton.
Me: IS IT ATTENTION TO YOU?
Mr Basket: Yes. Yes.
Me: Then we'll forward it to you when it comes in alright? *faking a smile*
Scene 3 - 4:34pm
Mr Basket: Where's my fax?
Me: It's not in yet!
Mr Basket: Why?
Me: Why don't you ask the person who faxed it?
Mr Basket: She said she faxed it 20 minutes ago.
Me: IT'S NOT IN YET! Why don't you go back to your seat first & wait okay?
Mr Basket: But I want it now!
Me: But it's not in yet!
Mr Basket: But why? I want it now!
Me: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IF IT'S NOT IN YET?!
Noticed how not a single "Thank you!" is mentioned by Mr Basket? Noticed how Mr Basket failed to realised that faxes take more than 2 minutes to arrive into the system since the first conversation? Noticed how much time Mr Basket can afford to waste by walking over to my desk repeatedly over 4 minutes? Noticed how Mr Basket ignorantly forget an invention called telephone? Noticed how fuming mad I was?
Why must my well deserved half-day off be spoilt in such a manner?
// she's beautifully chaotic at 11:23 PM >>