Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Having nothing to do at work, finally I remembered I still owe you peepz a post. Yes. About the 3 things I was supposed to blog yesterday.
1.) Bastard in NTUC
I went to do some groceries shopping on sunday & bought a packet of cheese & 3-in-1 mee goreng thingy. The Q was damn friggin' long, but I had no choice but to Q because I wanted the things badly. (The cheese's not mine you see. Buying for Aunty Lina) Since it was damn long, I chose the shortest line. My hands weren't big, so naturally I had a hard time trying to hold 3 packets of cheese & a packet of bowl noodles. I knew it. I just knew it. My stuff dropped onto the floor. The packet of noodles rolled away & landed on a guy's feet. As the noodle fall to the ground, it made a rather loud bang & so everyone stared at me. I wonder why. It's just a packet of noodles. Who hasn't drop anything before? Yes, as I was about to bend down & pick up de noodle, the guy picked it up for me & I thought: "awww! What a nice guy." He looked up & gave me a look as though I kicked him in the crotch & twisted his penis. WTF?! It's fine if you don't wanna pick the thing up for me you know? Why show me the fucking face? *&^%$#@!
2.) Rise in price!
I had a shock. THE OLD CHANG KEE SQUID HEAD NOW COSTS $1.10 PER STICK! What the hell! It used to be just 90cents, den $1. Now? $1.10??????? I bought 2 sticks on sunday & so paid the lady $2 but she stood there as though waiting for me to give her tips & so I stared blankly at her. She then spoke in a rather unfriendly tone: "Another 20cents!" (In Mandarin) I was like WTF?! Thank god I had spare change.
3.) Men & bags
I can't stand men carrying handbags for their gf. It's so damn fucking gross to see a men carrying something so demure & lady. Arghhhh!!! Was walking home after the shopping & I saw this couple walking towards me & the guy was carrying her gf's handbag. It's not black, it's not leather. It's light brown, knitted design with flowers on it!!!!!! Can you imagine how gross that is? Yucks! I'll never make my bf carry my bag for me. Only shopping bags. Even if he offers to do so, I'll slap him in the face & say: "Stop trying to behave like a ku niang! Stop trying to make me look like a spoilt brat & unreasonable gf. I have hands, I can carry my own bag!" He'll then whimper in the corner. LOL! I'm hallucinating again.
I thought it's gonna be a snaking day but boy I was wrong. That person's on MC again for the 101th time. Tsk. And I'm suppose to answer phonecalls for her. Tsk. Why don't they fire her & employ me as perm? *shudders* Eeee...nonononono! Never mind.
// she's beautifully chaotic at 11:52 AM >>