Sunday, January 18, 2004
10 reasons to why it's absolutely inhumane to work on Saturdays
1.) Saturday mornings are meant for sleeping, not working.
2.) Saturday afternoons TV programmes are too good to be missed.
3.) Saturdays are the rare occasions where one can eat brunch.
4.) Brains officially stop functioning every Friday after 5:30pm & they'll only resume on Tuesday 10am.
5.) Working on Saturdays makes one feels like working for 6 days a week & not 5.5 days a week.
6.) It's torture to the body, mind & soul. The body is dragged forcefully out of bed. The mind is forced to wake up. The soul is detached from the mind & body & it wanders around dangerously in shopping malls, movie theatres, restaurants & beds.
7.) It risks jawlock accidents. Yawning cases seems to be on de increase on Saturday mornings & hence increasing jawlock accidents.
8.) Fridays are meant for late night clubbing, movie catching & star-gazing. Working on Saturdays make all activites on Fridays impossible.
9.) It's a waste of money to pay employees salary on Saturdays. Obviously no one is working.
10.) Canteens aren't open on Satudays. Thus one has to starve.
// she's beautifully chaotic at 3:18 AM >> 